January 2012
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secretsinspace replied to your post: I’m sorta freaked out that some of you will… its 9am 1/1/2012 here, its kinda creepy :/ EXHIBIT A: Black magic practicing time traveler. 
Dec 31st
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I’m sorta freaked out that some of you will already be in 2012 in just a few hours. Even though I know it’s simple science (?) in my head I’m like WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS, YOU TIME TRAVELERS?
Dec 31st
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I’m too emotional for a Morgan Freeman movie.
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www.corazonbylaura.com →
I haven’t really put my website up around tumblr because I’m embarrassed to promote myself. But anyway, it’s a new year so..
Dec 31st
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If you need a little visual of Henry, let me help you. He’s about 6’4”, grey haired Jamaican man. When we were kids we used to make him do imitations of Sebastian from The Little Mermaid. He’s a doll.
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2011 you kicked me in the wiener that I don't even...
If someone had sat me down in January of this year and explained to me detail by detail all of the things that were going to happen in it, I would have run for my life. Thankfully, no one was there to tell me and so I naively walked right into every one of those days. I moved, four times, once by taxi in the middle of new york city (sucks), I sweated myself to sleep in un-air-conditioned...
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Of course I get the 17 year old guy pedicurist who is obviously disgusted by his job. Perfect.
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I used to scare. I mean, care.
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There’s a ghost running around here.
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I can’t because benadryl..$4;
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zess replied to your post: I am not interested in what you think of me. I’m… You so do care about me. You are the exception to my rule my little black bean and cheese burrito!
Dec 30th
I am not interested in what you think of me. I’m only interested in what I think of me, and it’s bad enough so.
Dec 30th
“I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.”
– Thom Yorke 
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“Run like hell my dear From anyone likely To put a sharp knife Into the...”
– Hafiz 
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shake my chakra baby
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joydivsion: couples are disgusting stop being in love
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“I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the...”
– Johnny Depp (via whiteleafclover)
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Anonymous asked: Hey hello. I see that you have an instagram account. It would be really nice of you if you could give me your account name? I want to follow you on there.
Dec 29th
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The saga of the smile that wasn't
There’s a man that goes to my gym. More a guy, I guess? I don’t know I can’t tell. Anyway he’s the opposite of my type even though I claim I don’t have one. The only “type” that isn’t my type (and most types are my types at any given point in time, depending on how I feel when I look at them) are usually hispanic men. I know I know, how weird right?...
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Let’s play words with friends before I kill myself: Lausy’s the name, ya dig?
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I’m actually bored to death right now. So this is what it feels like.
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reblog if you're sickeningly fucking gorgeous
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